Posts Tagged ‘The Cartoon Cowboy’
The Cartoon Cowboy and GoPro
Posted: December 31, 2013 in VideosTags: JP Rankin, The Cartoon Cowboy
“NEVER GIVE UP”
Posted: December 31, 2013 in VideosTags: CPR, Frog, JP Rankin, Never Give Up, The Cartoon Cowboy
Those of you that know me, know that I am somewhat of a humanitarian and all around good person … so naturally when I came upon this Pseudacris triseriata/feriarum who had apparently drowned and most likely alcohol was involved …
… I was compelled to stop and render aid.
Although I did try and resuscitate the creature it was a hopeless endeavor and little frog went on to wherever good frogs go …
… unless he was a bad frog …
… then I guess he would have went to “Frog Hell” ….
… which I imagine would be a shallow pond full of “Great Blue Herons” … and snakes … lots of snakes
“Never Give Up” frog … just like the t-shirt says ….
“CHEEP BEER”
Posted: December 29, 2013 in Full ColorTags: Beer, Cheap Beer, JP Rankin, The Cartoon Cowboy
“The two beers I like best are COLD and FREE”
John Wayne in TRUE GRIT as Rooster Cogburn
Posted: December 28, 2013 in Full ColorTags: John Wayne, JP Rankin, Rooster Cogburn, The Cartoon Cowboy, True Grit
“FILL YOU HANDS YOU SON UV A BITCH”
This is one I did in 2003 and is a favorite of mine
“JP ROCKWELL”
Posted: December 28, 2013 in Full ColorTags: A-10 Etcheverry, JP Rankin, Mad Jack Hanks, Mel Lothrop, Mickey Mouse, Norman Rockwell, The Cartoon Cowboy, Wally Baddget, Walt Disney
This is one that I did in 2000 after a trip back from Disneyworld with my Wife and Kids.
I did not actually base mine off of Rockwell’s, but rather off of Mickey Mouse’s!
Mine features a few other famous cartoonist A-10 Etcheverry, Wally Badgett, Mad Jack Hanks and Mel Lothrop.
“POPEYE The Sailor Man”
Posted: December 28, 2013 in Black and White, Cartoon & Comic ParodiesTags: Capn Crunch, JP Rankin, Popeye, Spinach, The Cartoon Cowboy, Wimpy
… another one from the cartoon series from 2007
POPEYE would have made one hell of a MMA fighter … jsia
… Strong to the finish!
They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To!
Posted: December 28, 2013 in Black and White, Cartoon & Comic ParodiesTags: Bikini Bottom, Bugs Bunny, JP Rankin, Patrick, Slugger, Sponge Bob, The Cartoon Cowboy
… another from my 2007 cartoon character series.
How many times did you see “Bugs Bunny” get pummeled with a baseball bat and still get up and walk away …
… but I guess Bugs was part of “The Greatest Generation”
“GREEN EGGS and HAM”
Posted: December 27, 2013 in Black and White, Cartoon & Comic ParodiesTags: Dr. Seuss, JP Rankin, Sam I Am, The Cartoon Cowboy
I have actually always been a very huge fan of Theodor Geisel and greatly admire his work …
I did a few of these cartoons in 2007 where I added popular cartoons of our times into my “Barroom Cartoons”.
…. but I have also always been “Wound Tight” and I would not eat them in a bar…
DIRTY NELLIE’S
Posted: December 27, 2013 in Black and WhiteTags: Bigfoot, Dirty Nellies, Easter Bunny, Happy New Year, JP Rankin, Lone Star Beer, The Cartoon Cowboy
This was a 2007 New Years Cartoon that was inspired by a relative of mine that has now passed on to wherever it is that dead relatives go (see: Hell, California or Louisiana cartoon).
She did fear for my eternal soul and thought that I would go straight to Hell due to the fact that she once saw me wearing a t-shirt that displayed the National Beer of Texas, “LONE STAR BEER”
… and if The Easter Bunny looks angry … well so would you if you had to SHIT colored eggs in a basket for 73 million kids!
… there are also some of my long time compadres that have made an appearance in this particular cartoon!
Can A Stupid Person Be A Smart Ass?
Posted: December 27, 2013 in Black and WhiteTags: Dog and Pony Bar, Fat People, JP Rankin, The Cartoon Cowboy
I can personally attest to the fact that fat people are hard to kidnap …
… and if this cartoon offends you then I suggest that you immediately STOP TRYING TO KIDNAP FAT PEOPLE!
HELL OR CALIFORNIA … sometimes Louisiana!
Posted: December 27, 2013 in Black and WhiteTags: California, Hell, John Wayne, JP Rankin, Last Bar On Earth, Louisiana, The Cartoon Cowboy, Tom Russell
Over the years I have spent some time in all three places and prefer the fiery pits of Hades over the other two choices …
… stole the name of the bar from a Tom Russell song!
…. so …. you’re saying we might have a chance?
Posted: December 27, 2013 in Black and WhiteTags: Cold Day In Hell, JP Rankin, Snowball's Chance In Hell, The Bar At The Edge Of The Earth, The Cartoon Cowboy
If you always looks at the glass as half full … well, you will never run out of whiskey!
“ARMADILLO BY MORNING”
Posted: December 27, 2013 in Black and WhiteTags: Amarillo By Morning, Armadillo By Morning, Cartoon, Clifton Jansky, Cowboy Cartoon, JP Rankin, Rusty Rankin, The Cartoon Cowboy
As I mentioned I will be moving a lot of things I posted before to this new blog. So if you followed my old blog at thecartooncowboy.blogspot.com you might be seeing some things you have already seen.
Armadillo By Morning is another cartoon that was thought up while at The San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo in 2001.
At that time a bunch of us were set up in what they called “Bud City”.
Clifton Jansky was playing “Amarillo By Morning” ….a lot
… and well the cocinero is none other than Chuckwagon Cook, Rusty Rankin …
The rest as they say is history …
“Another Purty Face”
Posted: December 22, 2013 in Pick Up LinesTags: Another Pretty Face, JP Rankin, The Cartoon Cowboy, The Cartoon Saloon
Here is if I remember correctly the first cartoon that I did for “Pick Up Lines”
“Pickup Lines”
Posted: December 22, 2013 in Pick Up LinesTags: Blow Up Doll, JP Rankin, Pickup Lines, The Cartoon Cowboy
I started doing some barroom cartoons that are related to “Pickup Lines” … this is one of ’em
JP Rankin "The CARTOON COWBOY" 